Something seems off. Different.
I’m running a bit late. Could it be?
NO!… I’m probably just stressed. Yeah that’s probably it!
Did the month end already? Oh shoot! I guess I’m catching a break. I’ll be back to normal next month.
ORRR.. Noooo! I can’t be! I would know. I mean, I did technically have a light flow. I’m just being paranoid.
I don’t feel so good, I hope I’m not getting sick. Everyone around me is getting sick.
Its official I must have caught the bug. I feel queasy and not really hungry.
The last thing I need is the good ol’ Aunt flow. Was she supposed to visit this week? Next week? I can’t remember. I’ll check my calendar after I have my coffee.
UGH YUCK! THIS COFFEE SUCKS. I’ll have water instead.
Man I just can’t shake off this bug. Soup is the only thing I can stand.
UGH! *gags* OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT GUY SMOKING? *Gags* What the…
Holyshitholyshitholyshit. Is it possible?!!!!
Okay pee on this stick okay wait a loooong 3 minutes. okay 1 line means not pregnant two lines means pregnant.
Has it been 3 minutes? What the hell is taking so long? okay 1 line… OHHHHH……..
BABE IT SAYS 2 LINES!!!