Before my husband, I didn’t really have too much of a dating life. In that time, I heard some ridiculous, downright dumb, borderline offensive pick up lines.
Fast forward a couple of years, and here I am talking to a smoking hot man thinking no way am I this guy’s type. I had zero expectations that this would lead to anything. In fact, I expected to become the person that he would come to for advice when he had lady problems.
We talked and talked and then out of nowhere he says:
“You’re like the Amazon Jungle, I never know what I’m going to discover next”
My wheels started spinning.
Okay. Wait. What just happened? I’m What?!
Is he serious? Should I laugh? Omg. No. What if I laugh and he is serious?
Say Something… He’s waiting…..
So what did I do? I turned red and started laughing.
Months later when I eventually started dating the guy I asked him, was that supposed to be a pick up line and he responded.
“Of course. I was serious, I still believe it now and I’ll always believe it”
Fast forward some more time, I married the guy and started a family with him.
What was the funniest pick up line someone has ever said to you?