I recently went out on a dessert date with Wifey and while browsing the menu, I suddenly realized that I was not able to make a decision. "I can't decide what to eat! Why is decision making so hard!" I think sometimes I am scared to make up my mind on which dessert to try. … Continue reading Waffles Or Crepes?
We’ve all heard of the Man Cold, right? You know, when grown men act like toddlers and the world ends because they got a sniffle? For the sake of full disclosure – as a man and a husband, I have most certainly experienced a Man Cold. The six words that strike fear into the heart of … Continue reading My Wife Has A Cold! Help!
I was sitting beside my wife in the delivery room as a nurse attempted the Epidural administration. It’s an unpleasant procedure that forces a large needle into the spine via the lower back. As the tube was shoved home, my wife began to close her eyes, grasping on the bars of her bed. It was … Continue reading Gross Isn’t It?
Some people cope well with exhaustion. I am not one of them. Some people get up after a rotten night's sleep, try to wake themselves with a hot shower, then slug back a coffee or two. By the time they've left the house, you wouldn't know they'd hardly slept. I am not one of those … Continue reading Some People Cope Well With Exhaustion – I Am Not One Of Them
The question that has plagued all newlyweds from the first day they got married and for apparently the years to come after the wedding. My wife and I got married about a year ago and this question still seems like an appropriate question to ask. It’s usually asked by those people that have lost touch … Continue reading How Is Married Life?
Your Wife sends you a text while you are at work.
Lady Butler, Hi. Me again. The one commonly referred to as Big Baby. I can't help but notice that an extra throne has been brought into Mi Casa. Unlike my throne, everyone sits around this new throne while eating. I know you'll come home any day now with my new throne. Don't worry, I'll act surprised … Continue reading Feline Fury: The One About The Throne
Lady Butler, I think you might be a little confused about how we play, allow me to clarify. I like creeping up on you but I do NOT like it when you creep up on me. Here I am exploring uncharted territory and you nearly knocked one of my nine lives off. When did you … Continue reading Feline Fury: The One About Creeping
It's about time we had a little talk you and I. Yeah I'm talking to you, I'm looking at you. Don't look away. In case you haven't noticed this is my turf and I am NOT big on sharing. I will let you off with a kind warning this time and call it a simple … Continue reading Feline Fury: The One About The Squirrel
I have a Dad bod! I am a man who is not incredibly chiseled, but at the same time, is not unhealthy. I am not overweight. I am that guy who played soccer in high school and went to college and didn't play any sports. I might of had a few too many slices of … Continue reading Dad Bod Is Real!